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Never Argue With Children written by Rosalee Zeno

I am re-sharing this witty and fun anecdote my grandmother wrote. Despite the title, this applies to adults, too. Enjoy. 🙂

I skipped class this day to take her out to eat. 🙂

“A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

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The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, it’s throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

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The little girl said, “when I get to heaven I’ll ask Jonah if whales can swallow humans. The teacher asked, “what if Jonah went to hell?”

Photo by George Becker

The little girl replied, “Then, you can ask him”.


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2 responses to “Never Argue With Children written by Rosalee Zeno”

  1. Wow bri that is a amazing story, were u that little girl that told that teacher that??? Lol, the reason why I asked that is because you always been ahead of your time. I remember you were about 6 months old we were living in Kansas, and it was snowing,we hit a patch of ice, i lost control of the car and you fail out of the car seat i swear from that moment on you been smart as hell. my bad daddy drop you on your head…. 😂 lol

    1. LOL dropping me on my head made me smart? I may need to fall on my head again. Dad, Momo wrote this and maybe she wrote it about me? I really don’t know, I found it after she graduated. Im glad you enjoyed it 🙂 I will share more of her stuff.


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